Hello Ms. Haines,
I know I’ve been wearing you since, like, Saturday, but it’s time for us to roll out of bed and go to work. I know, I’m going to miss you too. I hope I can get out that mtn dew sangrita blast stain that I spilled on you when we went to Taco Bell. I just wanted to try it and it wasn’t even worth it because it was watered down. Sorry about that.